![]() ![]() Remember if your car breaks down on a rainy night, and you can’t get a cell phone signal, the best thing you can do is walk to the nearby derelict summer camp and split up to look for a landline and/or a place to have sex and/or smoke weed. Behold the many hilarious Friday the 13th memes that are more entertaining than the movie franchise itself: 1. We just know it’s spooky…and we just wanna meme-ify it. It might have something to do with Jesus’ death on Good Friday (and the disciples who partied hard the night before his death). ![]() It falls on any day that starts on a Sunday. In the Western world, it’s associated with unluckiness (you know, like getting macheted by a freak). Or maybe it was the potent power of Friday the 13th? Historically, this date has some weird significance (and still does, evidenced by modern buildings constructed without a 13th floor). Was it mommy issues? Jealousy that he couldn’t also have fun teen sex? Or was he just totally psycho? If you were an ’80s or ’90s kid, you probably remember laying in your bed at night on Friday the 13th hoping the superhuman Jason Voorhees (and his weird hockey goalie mask) wouldn’t break into your house with a giant machete-where’d he get that thing?-to murder you. ![]()
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